You are now Twilight Sparkle.
Following a rather annoying experience with your friend Pinkie, you’ve decided to break off from the group, if only for a little bit. You’ve stumbled upon an overly conspicuous chest positioned in the middle of nowhere. It doesn’t have a lock and looks like it hasn’t been opened in quite some time.There’s absolutely no way that this could be a trap.
==>Open the chest anyway.
Um. Well this is certainly interesting. It’s no wonder no one’s ouched these… things… after all this time. You have the nagging suspicion that there must be a motive to this random assortment of “loot”. Like that they’re supposed to be used in conjunction to perform some sort of lewd act. This whole situation feels really esoteric to you, like your missing out on a joke, if it could be called that. You decide that it’s best not to dwell on this line of thought, and choose to take the objects anyway. You make sure that they don’t actually make contact with your body, and carefully slip them into your pack. Who knows, they might be useful later or something.
You have found:
x1 Preserved Pineapple
x1 Chilled Yo-yo
x1 “Pendant of Silence”
((Hello there, everyone. If you don’t mind, I’m going to use this moment to plug the excellent webcomic,
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Now then, back to making ordinary updates. At least as ordinary as the updates for this blog tend to be.))